Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
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Equation of earnings
|The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...