I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Bill Clinton & the Genie
One day Bill Clinton was walking down the beach when he found a genie...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...