Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...