Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...