To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...