I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Singing Frog
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Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
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likable
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60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
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God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...