The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...