Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
The Big Shake-up!
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...