Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...