One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
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A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...