What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...