Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...