Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...