Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...