Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...