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She is angry at you
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OLD NEVER DIES 14
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Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
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