They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
Girl Talk With Chelsea & Hillary
Chelsea Clinton was home for Christmas break. She was having lunch with her dear...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...