Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...