Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...