Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.