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|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...