Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.