If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
DUMB Questions Part 3!
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!