Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...