Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...