Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...