A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...