What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
No Irish Lawyers?
Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...