5 drinks
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...