Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!