Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...