Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...