Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...