5 drinks
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...