Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...