Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...