What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.