Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...