you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
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The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
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What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
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