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What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Medical terminology
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How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
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One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
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