Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...