Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...