The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
Horny Nurses!
3 nurses go into the morgue, and there’s a dead man’s body lying there,...
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...