Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...