5 drinks
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
What is this?
|When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...