Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...