Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Old Chinese proverb
Old Chinese proverb:Rape impossible!Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.