How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...