If Apple made toasters…
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Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
What do you do in case of fallout?
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Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...