Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...